Many congratulations to Sudbury Council who according to reports have not only solved all important problems within their area but also all areas of concern of their residents and businesses. Because now they have apparently got onto looking at the things that people might just take offence at by banning the use of the universal 'two fat ladies' for number 88 in the local bingo sessions.

Maybe they took their advice from the loony Luton Council.

How about cancelling Christmas next year in case non-christians get offended?